Sunday, August 20, 2006

Perfection

What is perfection?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Goats

Leave that alone now.
The need to talk when there is nothing else to say.
Just write -I am Bored I am Bored-. I am Bored.
My people is gathering and we're gonna make it rain.
It's a secret. I am not telling you what I am doing with my people. It's special it's for me.
Who's gonna be bringing the food? We're working on documents.
Electricity balls. How can i use them. do I just touch them. How far can we go with the balls?
I said, she came with another idea; it was good! but it wasn't appropriate because it was not an educational thing.
Oh you do it though! Balls are fun. I told her I need you to help me figure out the ways to use these balls.. and I don't know if she's getting in.
The other girl says that the guy and the older guy are like father and son.. weird.

At least he understands the you're a freak!
I don't care
I thought I was mad until I met you.
There is no need for sanity.
But come on, you need to show your colors this early?
I am a freak and everybody knows it?

I think we should make a podcast?

I love it. you're like the knowledge now!

By the way, everbody is being nice to me.
You have her by the balls! who? her!
The other girl came and called me "sweetie", she never did before.

Goatie e-mailed me
What did he say?
I am not telling you.
He has no energy balls..
But what did he say in the e-mail?
just like blak blah bee beeeee beeee meeebbeeee.. like a goat.
He just said -some laim joke.. my band's always playing, here's my number, gimme a call..
I am not answering.

The stalker of my E friend showed with pizza last night and now she likes him.

He does not have any friends.. that why he goes to a bar.

This one would write something like that: This is good this is good this is good this is good...

ay ay ay

Crappy is not a bad word... F.u.c... is..

Use the C word... CAR?
Cat?
Substitute
You don't know the C word? OOOOH...

Anyway, so...


How do you spell... orfgrgrrgrrgr.,, eeeooore... woooof... woooofe... meow.... the dog is watching now. He's been summoned from his slepp. Do the sound of a cricket...
What is that sound we hear outside the window... eeehhryyree that won't stop?? it's the air conditioning.. or crickets? or are they cats mating the whole night...


West side... wesside... you don't understand wesside...

Peopel smell... loads of loads of deodorant... pump sprays.. plug ins... you should do that. People smell... I am gonna buy plug ins, sprays and all kinds of thinks to make a point. Put signs "wash people, stinky people"
Spray them before the speak.. and then say -what is your question?

All I do is work. It's a bloody shame.. bloody shame.

Am I allowed to ask people to wear cologne to fight their odors? I am asking someone to give them big talk about hygiene.

What about the neurological condition that allows you to smell like you're a dog... but you need to explain that you're still human.

GPA

After a long summer, to realize one can be declined admission to graduate school, in addition to the 109 temperatures every day of the Texas August, is not a fun way to start a school year... Tomorrow I will visit with the departmental chair, explain how declining my admission borders on discrimination or race... oh what the heck... no wonder a GPA of 2.5 indicates the challenges I have.. to write is one of them...